look at ur tummy. pat it gently. it is so cute.
look at ur thighs and your butt. wiggle them. they are so cute.
look at all of your body parts. blow kisses at them and tell them they are so cute.
DO NOT SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT THEM. EVEN IF SOMETIMES YOU GET MAD AT THEM THEY ARE PART OF YOU AND THEY ARE SO CUTE AND YOU ARE SO CUTE.
Okay but along with Eli annoyingly blasting classical music with his wrist phone thing, the guy also learns how to play the ukulele and has a bad tendency to follow after either Phillipe or Maia basically serenading them with whatever songs Eli’s learned to play
Needless to say Eli’s first ukulele became the casualty of a knife Phillipe chucked at Eli when he finally snapped and multiple of the others Eli has owned have been smashed over his head or mysteriously flown out the window
" My death will probably be caused by me being sarcastic at the wrong time. "
OH VAMPIRE LAKE
TEACH ME EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW
Except some vampire lore says moving water (including the ocean) prevents Vampires from crossing or destroys them. Depending.
The ocean may not be running water, it may only prevent crossing (which means that you need a separate vampire cable tech team on each side of the atlantic to maintain the cables), or polluted water may not count. Or maybe the lore is just rumors they spread to confuse people.
“over the moon” can either describe a really happy person or a really apathetic werewolf
text post meme: johnny gat edition, as promised
read it here!
reminder that we updated yesterday!
firstly this is based on of the ‘should you play sniper’ flowchart because i love it so much
secondly this is everything i know about all of the other tf2 classes and playing them. this is what i’ve learned in all these months of playing this game. this is all anyone needs to know about team fortress the second